Saturday, 28 January 2023

Tweets 12

Children are separate people
not extensions of parents' egos.

One sign of Spring
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How can a tiny female frog
produce such a massive dollop of spawn?

Chasers and Eggheads are very knowledgeable
but not necessarily clever.

I've spent most of my life acquiring things
and the rest will be getting rid of them.

The seeds grow when they're wet and hot
but wet and cold - they rot.

Good  Intentions
It's easier to buy a book than read it.

So you see that everyone's looking at you
but so must you be looking at them.

I didn't care about the naked body,
fascinated by the beautiful face
of the woman chained and being whipped -
it just seemed out of place.

I may enjoy a TV show
but enjoyment doesn't last long
whereas the satisfaction gained
from a job well done is STRONG.

Sex frustrated tends to hatred.

Friday, 27 January 2023

Great tits and blue tits singing up high;
one robin feeding a worm to another;
jackdaws peeling off pairs in the sky;
two woodpigeons basking in sunshine together;
and the sun itself edging daily more steep -
Spring is stirring from its winter sleep.

Tuesday, 10 January 2023

Seaside Disco Bar - No Entry Charge

 A few old regulars like me
but packed with visitors - day trippers,
foreign tourists, down from Londoners,
mature weekenders, nervous students
paddling in the surging waves
of alcohol and music, posing,
posturing the tuneless rhythm,
attempting tempting, sampling partners,
enjoying flirting through the dancing.
Now some are hugging, lips to lips,
and rubbing bodies chest to breast,
the adventurous crotch to crotch.
At 2 am the music stops,
the lights go up and swipe away
the feverish condensation.
Romance evaporates as faces age
and conversation calms to normal.
Back to the baby sitting husband,
night shift girlfriend, TV watching wife
or empty bed and masturbatory dreams.
A good night.

Monday, 9 January 2023

Teenage boys are rarely fret free
fantasising "Who will let me?"
Teenage girls on average bluntly
face the question "Who will want me?"

Wednesday, 4 January 2023

For President Zelensky

You surely must have realised
that putting Ukraine into NATO
would dangerously antagonise
its historical Russian neighbour.

For possibly having American nukes
stationed right on its western border
wasn't something that any Russian
leader could ever shoulder.

Presumably you judged that Putin
wasn't aggressive enough to start
a war which might get out of hand
with other countries taking part.

Perhaps you underestimated
the need to look big for a little man.
Now that he sees his big mistake
perhaps you could rescind your own.

Now that you know that other countries
will come to your aid you could just veto
your earlier misjudged application -
perhaps you don't need NATO.

Thursday, 15 December 2022

Harry and Vladimir

Don't be too hasty to boast about
the enemy soldiers killed.
Consider that each was somebody's brother,
darling son to a loving mother
and possibly husband to wife.
But curse those leaders who sacrifice
everyone else's life.


Tuesday, 13 December 2022

Proposition

If a person has been convicted of murder by a jury, the judge in the case shall consider the likelihood of a mis-carriage of justice and if there is no reasonable doubt about the certainty of the verdict, (s)he shall impose the death sentence. This shall apply to the convicted of any age.