Plenty of fish

Sure, so there's plenty of fish in the sea

but that doesn't mean there's any for me.

Sure, what I catch will depend on my bait

but nothing so far has reached my plate.

I've had lots of nibbles but nothing biting,

curious circling but nothing striking.

I might do better if I could use wealth

but I'll be lucky to even use health.

I could try deceit and mention youth

but some-one would soon discover the truth.

I can't use fame with an unknown name

and as for humour, it's only a rumour.

No matter how much I trawl the web

I fear I'm just too much of a pleb.

Pavlov

We're more and more like Pavlov's dogs

conditioned to salivate at the sight of

palm trees fringing golden beaches

and flaming  sun orbs dipping blue seas.

The thought of hotels dripping with drinks,

and magical menus makes us seize

the latest, once-in-a-lifetime offer

making us go quite weak at the knees.

We all need some sort of treat for the future

so that's the very thing that he's

got lined up for the months ahead

but "Where is the money coming from, please ?"

Seagulls

Although we're fifteen miles from the sea,

seagulls are flying here aerobatically  -

gliding, swooping, banking, turning,

a display as if the sky is gurning.

They must find food around the town

but what do they do when the sun goes down ?

Fly back to sleep on the beach or pier

or stay and roost on the rooftops here ?

Self awareness

One devastating drawback of intelligence 

is self awareness of our own inadequacies.

Unless we make world champion in this or that

or grab some fame for something praiseworthy,

we'll sometimes be confronted by the queasy feeling

of not being quite as great as we would like to be.

Physical appearance often gives concern

and different people deal with it in different ways.

Women can use make-up, beauty treatment, clothes

but my heart bleeds for those doomed ugly all their days.

Men can use their skill at sport to boost their ego

or manufacture macho sporting their tatoos.

Wealth and power don't fear inferiority

though insecurity may haunt what they might lose.

As for the young of either sex there's time enough

for optimistic hope to rectify their woes

and always possible partners helping overcome

or overlook their problems as time goes.

But it's the old where self-awareness strikes the hardest,

when failing powers can't help but tell that all's not well.

Then weaknesses must be acknowledged gracefully

but after all that time  -  so what the hell  !

What would I give for you atop my lap ?

Though dead for many years you're not forgotten.

I use your birthdate as numeric password

so every time that I set up my laptop

I think of you and miss you something rotten

Hammurabi

'Turn the other cheek' is bad advice

to those who value safety in society,

a view of human nature too naive

in thinking mercy, lack of punishment,

will cause offenders to improve behaviour.

It seems to me more likely to encourage

more occasions of the same offence

when punishment's less likely than before -

criminality with impunity.

Hammurabi ruled millenia ago

and gave more sensible advice and laws.

Although too keen on killing for minor crimes,

his rule for murder was just 'a life for a life'.

It's a pity the Jewish madman's influence

has softened Hammurabi's justice.

Tweets 16

People unhappy with themselves

are often angry with others.

I despair that so many people enjoy

TV programmes of murder and war.

The many problems mankind creates

will never be solved since selfishness,

personal greed and desire for status

outweigh its empathy, love and kindness.

Women can wear whatever they like

in the way of patterns and colour.

But men self restrict to single shades

and the better the darker and duller.

Gardening is a bit like gambling;

it might come good or it might not.

But the joy of gardening is stronger

since expectation and hope last longer.

There are too many minutes in the day

and the hours take so long to slide away

that morning, afternoon and evening keep

delaying me from getting back to sleep.

It's no use. You're just too old.

There isn't any sexual hunger.

Alright, I know. But how about

I promise to get younger ?