Tuesday, 13 December 2022

Proposition

If a person has been convicted of murder by a jury, the judge in the case shall consider the likelihood of a mis-carriage of justice and if there is no reasonable doubt about the certainty of the verdict, (s)he shall impose the death sentence. This shall apply to the convicted of any age.

Monday, 12 December 2022

Tweets 11

Brownian motion ?
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The crust of wholemeal bread
zig-zags around the lawn
propelled by the random pecking
of all the garden sparrows.


Most men lead undistinguished lives.
Very few achieve any fame.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls;
you wouldn't know their name.


Snails are higher class than slugs
because they own their own homes.


Life is a terminal disease
with beneficial side effects.


Terminal
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What do you do
when there's nothing to look forward to?
How do you cope
when there isn't any hope?


The sprays of green buds
on the elderberry bush
look like neat models
of atomic molecules.


It doesn't matter who is right.
It only matters what is right.


To view the past as discrete decades
is topiary trying to shape unruly years.


All that fuss for a few minutes of friction.


It's like they say - you have to laugh
to stop yourself from crying.
I never told so many jokes
as when my wife was dying.


Recent culture
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when children think they're adults
and adults act like kids.


Repeated thawing and re-freezing of the level snow
has propagated a tufted carpet of  icy 'plants'
evenly spaced with sharp toothed pointed 'leaves' -
a new white lawn of frozen 'succulents'.


While novelty is exciting,
routine is oh so soothing.


Better an escort, prostitue
with a real woman's personality
than dark, abusive fantasies,
macho masturbatory.












 

Monday, 28 November 2022

Car driver's gripe

I do empathise with cyclists when
their aim is to cut our air pollution
but if I'm driving a country lane
they are a cause of much frustration.

And it's always annoying at having to crawl
behind one going uphill at no speed
but it's just the last straw to trail after
one taking his dog for a walk on the lead !

Saturday, 26 November 2022

Beach Boy ?

There's one little fellow goes to my gym
who might be even older than me !
Certainly he's more frail, him,
and I was astonished later to see

that when we both left the gym together
and I drove away in my cheap old car,
he drove his red two seater sports car -
no John B sloop but a little deuce coupe !

Wednesday, 23 November 2022

Buddleia

Butterfly bush living up to its name
lured by sunshine various came -
small tortoiseshell, whites, a peacock or two,
red admirals mainly, more than a few.

Sunday, 6 November 2022

How is it that so much of British culture
has recently become so juvenile ?
Besides the soaps and TV game shows
why are adults reading Harry Potter,
playing and comparing video games,
following proliferating superheroes
and indulging in alien fantasies -
while the juveniles watch pornography ?

Friday, 28 October 2022

Tweets 10

So kind, polite, so very thoughtful
stopping to let the side car in,
failing to check the rearview mirror
for how many cars she's delaying.


Tired ?
I go to the gym although lethargic
'cause afterwards fatigue's electric.

As I get older and older
I seem to care less and less
about ever more and more.

Of course we're all fed up with winter -
even the clouds are heading south.

           Escort
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Not embarrassed, not ashamed,
standing naked, beautiful.


Knowing they're out of reach though entrancing
I gaze at youth and beauty dancing.
Still I also know when push comes to shove
I can always buy sex. But where to buy love ?