Monday, 20 December 2021

Rush hour in the branches

 Blowing with the falling leaves
a sudden squall of blue and great
and long tailed tits all intermingled
sailed the brisk December breeze.

I wondered why an avian flock
so diverse flowed for several minutes,
all streaming in the same direction,
through the winter wasted trees.

Nothing apparently pursuing
so, intent on destination,
perhaps encouraging each other
they can go wherever they please.

But they're flying to who knows where?
Still too warm to really care
escaping the mid-winter cold
before the fields and gardens freeze.

Perhaps they're spurred by casual stories
heard from chiff chaff or some warblers
of places where the sun's still warm
and life is lived with greater ease.

Certainly they're heading south
surfing on the chill north wind,
tumbling through the straggled branches
of my garden's apple trees.
She's the attractive one. I'm just her friend.
She gets attention from all of the men
jostling each other to ask her to dance.
They don't notice me, except maybe a glance.
Sure, I'm not happy at being ignored
but it's better than staying at home to get bored.
I know I'm not beautiful, can't expect much
but every so often enjoy a guy's touch.
And she understands - as soon as I can
I'll go my own way and swap her for a man.

Saturday, 4 December 2021

Belly dance

Such sensual undulations in
the fluid body's rippling skin;
enticement in the waving flex
but ancient threat in the slow relax;
seduction in such lazy motion -
a calm day on the flat-bellied ocean !

Friday, 26 November 2021

Bamberry

I've read somewhere oriental bamboo
is the fastest growing plant on Earth
but for this summer it won't be true
because, despite the prolonged dearth

of rain in England, continual sun
with record heat, deep rots in clay
have all combined together to run
a new contender into play.

My blackberry plant, though lacking charms,
just like some giant, deep sea squid,
has outflung all its grasping arms
to post its oriental bid.

I never would have believed a plant
could grow so fast and overwhelm
all other foliage that can't
escape this tyrant's realm.

Garden Centre

The slaughtered are arranged in rows,
displayed so everybody sees
a kind of genocide that shows
the massacre of christmas trees.
The castle of the ego is assaulted
on all sides by images and ideas.
The guarding walls are slowly undermined,
the moat drained dry by prejudice and fears.
The citadel of ego is bombarded
relentlessly by missiles from above.
Besieged by banners, only ignoring sleepers,
uncaptured, blind and deaf, survive in love.

Thursday, 4 November 2021

Tweets 6

New driving habit
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Now that the price of petrol's so damn high
whenever possible I do my best to try
and cut my driving costs the most -
wherever I can I coast.


For some women a man's
just the means to an end
if his love will extend
to the children she plans.


Not all abilities decline with age.
Some indeed may actually improve.
Although self-confidence may slip a stage,
self-delusion makes an upward move.

Companionship is animal.
Love is uniquely human.

Spending money to make life easy
gives less satisfaction than
successfully struggling cheaply.

For some people chores are a burden,
just a waste of time.
For others they're a godsend,
a way to fill up time.

The camera never lies ?
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Why is it, I wonder,
that my face looks better
in my bathroom mirror
than in my camera ?


The gym transmutes inactive lethargy
into healthy satisfying fatigue.
Like the mediaeval Philosophers' Stone
a gympass is a precious gymstone.


Why spend a fortune on a fancy watch
instead of a quid on a lapel badge
to say just the same  -  'I am rich'.