Friday, 26 November 2021

Garden Centre

The slaughtered are arranged in rows,
displayed so everybody sees
a kind of genocide that shows
the massacre of christmas trees.
The castle of the ego is assaulted
on all sides by images and ideas.
The guarding walls are slowly undermined,
the moat drained dry by prejudice and fears.
The citadel of ego is bombarded
relentlessly by missiles from above.
Besieged by banners, only ignoring sleepers,
uncaptured, blind and deaf, survive in love.

Thursday, 4 November 2021

Tweets 6

New driving habit
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Now that the price of petrol's so damn high
whenever possible I do my best to try
and cut my driving costs the most -
wherever I can I coast.


For some women a man's
just the means to an end
if his love will extend
to the children she plans.


Not all abilities decline with age.
Some indeed may actually improve.
Although self-confidence may slip a stage,
self-delusion makes an upward move.

Companionship is animal.
Love is uniquely human.

Spending money to make life easy
gives less satisfaction than
successfully struggling cheaply.

For some people chores are a burden,
just a waste of time.
For others they're a godsend,
a way to fill up time.

The camera never lies ?
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Why is it, I wonder,
that my face looks better
in my bathroom mirror
than in my camera ?


The gym transmutes inactive lethargy
into healthy satisfying fatigue.
Like the mediaeval Philosophers' Stone
a gympass is a precious gymstone.


Why spend a fortune on a fancy watch
instead of a quid on a lapel badge
to say just the same  -  'I am rich'.



I spread a piece of bread with butter,
layered it with jam,
topped it off with runny honey,
(makes a change from spam)
sliced it into two but fumbled,
dropped them on the ground.
Typical of lifelong luck -
both landed spread side down. 


Forget about Frankenstein, Dracula, dragons,
werewolves and wiches, ogres and bogeymen.
Ditch djinns, dinosaurs, ghouls, zombies and demons -
the most malevolent monsters are humans.

Thursday, 21 October 2021

We see and hear and read so much
about our environmental problems
but still ignore the elephant in the room.

We know so much about global warming,
air pollution, species extinction,
plastics in the sea - predictions of doom.

Yet still the tusker is unrecognised
in our worries about our ailing Earth
while we search for cures amid prevailing gloom.

But is it ours, this jewel of Earth?
For sure, humanity's so dominant
we treat it like some family heirloom.

Yet we have really stolen it,
usurped it with so many people
that other forms of life have little room.

The elephant is human population
and it's not enough to slow its growth;
we urgently need to reduce it - and soon !

Why aren't all the world's governments
keenly promoting birth control
with free contraceptive pills and condoms?

Will it need wars or worldwide plagues
to cull our rampant humanity?
Perhaps over-using antibiotics is a boon

for all the Earth's non-human life
if a global pandemic decimates
mankind one minute before high noon.

Is human misery on such  scale
the ultimate price we'll have to pay
to enable a healthier planet to bloom?

Otherwise there'll be no room
for that ostracised elephant in the room.

Saturday, 2 October 2021

How many mistakes do I make in a day?
I tried to keep count but lost my way.
Perhaps a calculator could say
with integral calculus showing the way