Tuesday, 29 June 2021

Tweets 4

Skin Tone Words:
white and black are far apart
but pale shades into dark.

History is more about egos than heroes.

The Miser
forgoes the pleasure of spending money
for the satisfaction of seeing it grow.

Neatness is a tempting siren
distracting from more important tasks.

BEST FRIENDS
You're never alone
with a mobile phone

MEN IN SHORTS
When less than forty
it's nice to look sporty.
Once well past forty
they crave to look sporty.

Reality isn't always what it seems
when haunted by the deja vu of dreams.

We think we choose the chores to do
but sometimes they jump out and ambush you.

Every day I work the fields and walk the hills
and every evening peer over the edge of the cliff.

Communist? Fascist? Doesn't matter
as long as he keeps to stay dictator

Growing flowers on an allotment
seems to me an admission of failure

Now that my hair has gone quite curly
I've grown a moustache to look less girly

Democracy is a great idea spoiled
by the vanity of politicians.




Saturday, 5 June 2021

Fallen petals bright but fading,
luscious litter after aiding
summer's proper procreation.

Sadly cast down ostentation,
time discarding sated beauty -
damp detritus after duty.

(also applicable to flowers)

Friday, 4 June 2021

. . . and the overall winner is 'Gold Medal Reg'
once again showing the best fruit and veg.
Thank goodness at least he doesn't grow flowers
as even his weeds are better than ours.
We all admire the lone protester
blocking the path of the Chinese tank
but praise as well the tank commander
deciding not to make him a plank.
"I hear you've got a new flatmate.
Some-one said he's weird."
"Well, different, being the first guy.
Nothing to be feared."
"And is he quite good-looking?"
"Just another beard."

Sunday, 23 May 2021

House proud nuthatch

It seems the hole
in a broken bole
of an alder tree
that was going free
was not good enough
with the entrance rough
but rather than move
he pecked it smooth.
Although we can't completely change work into play,
every little helps to brighten up a mundane day
and possibly provide a means of stress release -
don't they have such pretty cars, the police.