If we are only ships that in the dark night pass,
that find each other for a while and then are cast
by wind and currents each on a different tack
drifting too far to ever steer our courses back,
then know I fly your name upon the mast
and carry your memory with me to the last.
Which is poems of modern ideas in traditional poetry forms, rhyming poems and rhythmic poems plus some less proper items, jokes, epigrams, etc.
Sunday, 25 August 2019
Wednesday, 14 August 2019
Tweets 2
I WISH
Why affect transparent deceit
saying they've had enough of me
when all the time the women I meet
pretend they're not in love with me.
I've got a proposal for you
of much the usual kind -
you can enter my body
if I can enter your mind.
I pay more and more attention to my teeth
as they get less and less
The Male Disease
Sex is an itch they have to scratch
DATES
You know when the fruit is getting ripe
ready to be plucked
it starts to soften gradually
yielding to the touch
yielding to the touch
CELEBRITY FICTION
Any fool can write a novel and most do.
But more foolish are they that buy them
just because of the celebrity name.
Any fool can write a novel and most do.
But more foolish are they that buy them
just because of the celebrity name.
What seemed at first a catastrophe
with patience came good eventually.
ONE FOR THE STATISTICIANS
Is the total sum of human happiness
greater than that of sadness?
Another murderer wins
like they do every time.
Light punishment for sins,
no justice for the crime.
SIGNAL SOONER, DAMN YOU !
What's the good of showing
what you're actually doing
when you should be showing
what you INTEND to do.
OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY
If I stop doing,
I might start thinking
and if I start thinking
I'll get depressed.
JAZZ
Good rhythm.
Shame the singer didn't turn up
with some lyrics and a tune.
'Darby and Joan' was the passing thought
clinging together for shared support.
We like to think we plan our tasks ahead
but sometimes they jump out and ambush us instead.
So you think you still look young?
Well, think afresh !
Sunken cheeks and eyes, skin wrinkled,
hanging flesh.
Saturday, 10 August 2019
Junk journalism, like junk food,
is bad for public health;
we graze on fake celebrities
and choke on others' wealth.
We snack on sex and violence,
imbibe verbal abuse,
ingest the latest additives
with boredom as excuse;
we substitute for wholesome fare
re-constituted mush;
our minds grow flabby from so much
re-gurgitated slush.
So is there no alternative
to journalistic piss?
Of course there is - you're reading it,
junk poetry like this.
is bad for public health;
we graze on fake celebrities
and choke on others' wealth.
We snack on sex and violence,
imbibe verbal abuse,
ingest the latest additives
with boredom as excuse;
we substitute for wholesome fare
re-constituted mush;
our minds grow flabby from so much
re-gurgitated slush.
So is there no alternative
to journalistic piss?
Of course there is - you're reading it,
junk poetry like this.
Saturday, 3 August 2019
Flyleaf
"This book belongs to ME"
and where she lives is noted here,
the flyleaf record of her childish glee
at doing something clever, logically
extending her address to England,
Europe, World, The Universe.
Silly to an adult,
out of place, but why?
For that child starts to realise
in those few foolish words
the journey of the mind
discovering worlds within worlds.
When will she see as clearly again
the logic leading on
to the inevitable paradox
of the place of Man?
Inward and outward journeys start
within that child's head -
the distance of the stars
and the bones of the dead.
and where she lives is noted here,
the flyleaf record of her childish glee
at doing something clever, logically
extending her address to England,
Europe, World, The Universe.
Silly to an adult,
out of place, but why?
For that child starts to realise
in those few foolish words
the journey of the mind
discovering worlds within worlds.
When will she see as clearly again
the logic leading on
to the inevitable paradox
of the place of Man?
Inward and outward journeys start
within that child's head -
the distance of the stars
and the bones of the dead.
Monday, 22 July 2019
The neighbour's red hot poker plant
grew spikes so huge they bowed the stems
until they rested on the ground
but even then continued to grow
so that the flowers bent up towards
the sun with tips like snouts and quills
all pointing backwards, vibrant bright
in psychedelic orange and yellow -
hedgehogs dressed in disco wear.
grew spikes so huge they bowed the stems
until they rested on the ground
but even then continued to grow
so that the flowers bent up towards
the sun with tips like snouts and quills
all pointing backwards, vibrant bright
in psychedelic orange and yellow -
hedgehogs dressed in disco wear.
Sunday, 21 July 2019
I've had my suspicions for quite a while
but never had proof enough to be sure.
I've tried to ignore it with a smile
but it's getting to be a regular war.
For it keeps on happening, getting worse,
and the more it continues, the more I'm convinced
they're out to get me, chapter and verse.
And sometimes I think I've even glimpsed
them in a huddle whispering together,
planning their next move to do me down.
I still can't make up my mind whether
confronting them would turn things around.
And the way they stand there innocent like
it's none of their business, not their fault,
and then very soon there comes a spike
in incidents of the usual sort -
the bumping against me, trips and stumbles,
the jogging my elbow to make things fall,
the plasterwork crumbles, the radio mumbles,
things are too big or else too small,
the pen won't write, the key won't turn,
the shoelace bow becomes a knot,
the light doesn't work, the sausages burn -
it's all because of their bloody plot.
Objects conspire against me !
but never had proof enough to be sure.
I've tried to ignore it with a smile
but it's getting to be a regular war.
For it keeps on happening, getting worse,
and the more it continues, the more I'm convinced
they're out to get me, chapter and verse.
And sometimes I think I've even glimpsed
them in a huddle whispering together,
planning their next move to do me down.
I still can't make up my mind whether
confronting them would turn things around.
And the way they stand there innocent like
it's none of their business, not their fault,
and then very soon there comes a spike
in incidents of the usual sort -
the bumping against me, trips and stumbles,
the jogging my elbow to make things fall,
the plasterwork crumbles, the radio mumbles,
things are too big or else too small,
the pen won't write, the key won't turn,
the shoelace bow becomes a knot,
the light doesn't work, the sausages burn -
it's all because of their bloody plot.
Objects conspire against me !
Saturday, 29 June 2019
I like to see a silverfish
at night on my kitchen worktop.
I like the way it sprints in bursts
like a blackbird on a lawn
but somehow liquid, bending itself
in order to change direction,
flowing like animal mercury
then pausing for breath, or thought
assessing the situation.
Some people may think it unhygienic
but to me it's a piece of magic.
at night on my kitchen worktop.
I like the way it sprints in bursts
like a blackbird on a lawn
but somehow liquid, bending itself
in order to change direction,
flowing like animal mercury
then pausing for breath, or thought
assessing the situation.
Some people may think it unhygienic
but to me it's a piece of magic.
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