Friday, 22 April 2016

From a newspaper report

Poor kid ! He didn't deserve to die.
That was too much. Just unlucky to crack
his head on the ground when he was hit.
Punched. Could have happened to anyone.
But he certainly wasn't poor, or rather,
his family wasn't, what with him going
to a top public school. What a waste.
But what an attitude. Trying to put
his attacker down, metaphorically, verbally.
Seeing the other guy as an ignorant pleb.
Knowing his own superiority, bred into him
all through his childhood - family, school,
sports, clubs, societies, all his friends.
But what a stupid thing to say. Hadn't yet
learned properly to keep such things unsaid.
Known but unsaid among people like himself.
"One day you'll work for me."

Monday, 18 April 2016

The journey

Just focus on the road ahead
and glance the views on either side;
no need to hurry but instead
enjoy the experience of the ride.
Respect the other vehicles' rights
to use the carriageway as well
and, when it's dark, switch on your lights.
Restrain the horn and try to quell
impatience when the traffic's stuck.
When breakdowns happen, then you need
to ask for help; don't count on luck.
Go forward, not where others lead.
The rearview mirror is very small;
it hardly needs any use at all.

Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Sky high

The east wind cold but the March day dry
and insistent light being dragged away,
I straggled home from allotment hours
and saw an event I'd not seen before.

There was something happening in the sky:
not the mass of a murmuration
but a cruciform swarm, black against blue,
a hundred at least or even two.

Black crosses swooping, spiralling, looping,
gliding and sliding, diving, stooping,
the dark cloud drifting away then back
as the birds intermingled a whirling pack.

Then I noticed that some were leaving,
heading off in different directions,
sometimes a threesome but mainly a pair
heading home to goodness knows where.

How strange, I thought, what's going on
as the avian couples drifted away.
And then it struck me after a pause -
of course, speed dating for jackdaws.

Monday, 15 February 2016

At the exit

Jammed in the crush at the disco exit
and pressed against a pert young lady
whose cleavage I'd admired all evening,
I whispered to her how nice her breasts were.
She gave no acknowledgement or reaction
but her friend beside her got very upset -
"How dare you talk about my friend's breasts !
You should be ashamed of yourself, you arsehole !"
"It was meant as a compliment, nothing more.
Just like you've got very nice legs."
"Oh." She huffed and looked away.
The logjam shifted and we squeezed outside
like coloured toothpaste from the tube.
I watched them walk ahead of me
then went my usual own way home.
I hadn't noticed her legs before.
They weren't anything special.

Friday, 5 February 2016

So often the means is more important than the end. Trying to achieve something absorbs our energy and fills our time no matter how trivial the aim. In fact, most ambitions prove trivial in the end, our achievements rejected or excelled by our successors. He's a lucky man who dies knowing his contribution will last. But we need to fill our lives with something and doing the best we can at anything is means and end enough for happiness.

26p

I wrote a travelogue, studded with poems,
infatuation, sense of duty, jokes.
Then spent the next decade revising it
just like them London literary blokes.
At last I was ready to publish but
was the world ready to receive my gem ?
To my astonishment Kindle took it
swear words and all, root and stem.
So I waited in hope for it to flower
and eventually got my due come-uppance.
The payment advice arrived by e-mail -
in old money roughly five and tuppence.

Friday, 15 January 2016

She doesn't drive and so I fetch her
from her house that's miles away
in my car to suit her pleasure
and see the latest film or play.

But I drive home in desperation
since she doesn't let me stay
and think between our assignations
how does she get around ok.

I wonder if some other boyfriend
takes her in a posher car
and after some too boozy evening
somehow makes her go too far.

It makes me feel some sort of  'gopher'
and doesn't do much for my pride.
Although I'm certainly the chauffeur,
who's taking who for a ride?