This is one of my favourite places -
slender bodies, long sleek hair,
velvet skin and pretty faces -
welcome to the lechers' lair.

Lovely ladies young and lissom,
lovely legs so summer tanned,
smoothly swaying to the rhythm -
beauty dancing to the band.

Birds of paradise displaying
but here it's females seeking mates,
competing for young men's attention
and out of reach for aging rakes.

These young folk puzzle why I'm here
and view me as a curiosity.
Very few dare venture near
and don't engage in reciprocity !

It's only when I get the chance
to claim a space among the crowd
and show them I can really dance,
they voice astonishment out loud.

Most girls don't dance at all well,
just flex their bodies, raise their arms.
At best they give their feet a shuffle
but nothing distracts me from their charms.

I'm not a threat, too old for passion
and too pathetic to be snooty
but still, regardless of the fashion,
a keen admirer of female beauty.

When I was a kid, my grandfather lived
a few streets away on his own.
He mumbled a lot and was fast going deaf
so conversation was always prone

to be difficult. Then I mastered the making
of meaningless noises aping the tone
of sensible speech and although I was faking,
it was only apparent to me alone.

So now that my grandson is starting to speak
and I sometimes can't understand what he says
(despite having asked for several repeats),
I do just the same and he seems not to guess

that I'm only pretending to know what he said,
encouraging him to keep prattling instead.
But I sometimes consider how long will it be
before he is doing the same thing to me.

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         FAVOURITISM

I pennypinch on miner Mattas
so as to splurge on Major Wunz.

          IF AT FIRST  .  .  .

I can try only so many times

else embarrassment

turns harassment.

And if I do, all good and well;

and if I don't, so what the hell.

Mist, the turning trees, a lemon sun;

autumn again, another summer gone.

Are some people able to say the right thing

even when stunned by the unexpected ?

Not me for I've said such ridiculous things

at moments of stress which I've later regretted.

Strange - how the minutes go so slowly

but the years go by so fast.

Melanoma

There are worse things to die from than sunshine

Snow is feminine, dancing down,

unlike masculine rods of rain

If you want young women

when you grow old,

better be rich -

they're expensively sold.

Finally a victory

against sadistic fantasy.

Going to the gym

Gym junkies aren't all massive musclemen
though some indeed resemble dinosaurs
for others only work out now and then
preferring the role of anatomy bores.

Discussing biceps, triceps, deltoids, abs
and pecs they could be biped carnivores
salivating over the choicest slabs
of meat. Beware the way they flex their jaws.

The aims of younger men are sometimes set
on more than merely strength. In threes and fours
they build self-confidence by pumping sweat,
encouraging each other with group applause.

Maturer men have more to lose than gain
when they decide to venture through the doors.
They push their paunches ahead of them in vain
attempts to find somewhere to park their flaws.

And old men are still searching for the truth
about their being robbed, a loss which gnaws
away their self-esteem  -  their stolen youth.
Grasping dumbells is like clutching sraws.

Most ladies don't want muscles but to trim
their bums and thighs. Hard exercise restores
their hope of making pecs work quite uplifting.
At least it makes a change from household chores.

And why does going to the gym suit me?
A little exercise of will ensures
invigorated limbs and vanity,
reward enough for all the sprains and sores.

Strange

how the hours pass so slowly
yet the years go by so fast.

Not exactly a bedroom but none the less
on the pavement in front of a shop
someone had made up their bed.

Although it was only a sleeping bag,
it was tastefully patterned, quite clean
and clearly most carefully spread.

Its position was expertly chosen,
tucked below the shop front overhang
where people weren't likely to tread

and the rain wouldn't reach from the nearby street
while the glass might just radiate heat -
a bedroom for someone well bred.

The tenant was not yet in residence
but, as  if on a bedside cabinet,
an up-market coffee cup said

"I'm certainly down but I'm not yet out.
If you give me a chance, I'll rise again.
Be thankful it's not you instead."

An Olympic Diet ?

The menu that's on offer is what's unsold
after the use-by date and consequently
dishes that once were hot have now gone cold
and what before was spicy now seems dicey.
Yet I see those over there have younger fare
with leaner meat, smooth skin and gleaming hair
so why should I settle for silver when there's gold?
Because, you silly sod, you're much too old.