TERMINAL DIAGNOSIS
What do you do
when there's nothing to look forward to?
How do you cope
when there isn't any hope?
Materialistic, xenophobic,
narcissistic, senile.
Oh dear !
Carrying my vacuum cleaner
down the stairs I slipped and fell
badly bruising my lower back
and nearly right left knee as well.
ALLOTMENTS
The fruit trees they planted
last longer than the tenants.
A pleasant surprise when I came downstairs -
some crocuses had flowered indoors.
Correction: a fallen sprig of plastic flowers.
CURRENT COMEDIANS
'. . . . his reputation as a wit was so well established . . . that it was sufficient for him to open his mouth and wink in order to produce a general guffaw . . .'
Leo Tolstoy 1855 ! !
Avenida Vieira Souto - Domingo
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It's hard to judge quite which are best
from displays of male and female breasts -
the boobs on the birds
or the pecs on the geeks
The Great Explorer
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If there's any way of doing somethig wrong
I will find it.
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