Friday, 8 November 2024

Tweets 20

TERMINAL  DIAGNOSIS
What do you do
when there's nothing to look forward to?
How do you cope
when there isn't any hope?

Materialistic, xenophobic,
narcissistic, senile.
Oh dear !

Carrying my vacuum cleaner
down the stairs I slipped and fell
badly bruising my lower back
and nearly right left knee as well.

ALLOTMENTS
The fruit trees they planted
last longer than the tenants.

A pleasant surprise  when I came downstairs -
some crocuses had flowered indoors.
Correction: a fallen sprig of plastic flowers.

CURRENT COMEDIANS
'. . . . his reputation as a wit was so well established . . . that it was sufficient for him to open his mouth and wink in order to produce a general guffaw . . .'
                                                                                   Leo Tolstoy  1855  ! !

Avenida Vieira Souto - Domingo
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It's hard to judge quite which are best
from displays of male and female breasts -
the boobs on the birds
or the pecs on the geeks

The Great Explorer
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If there's any way of doing somethig wrong
I will find it.


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