Wednesday, 31 July 2024

Tweets 19

Pleasure is the here and now;
satisfaction for the future.

My constant companion in old age,
girl not boy, little joy.

Fart or faeces ?
Hard to tell
sometimes. Toilet !
(just as well).

I think there's little left in life to see.
I'm only killing time till time kills me.

Novels help to pass the time
for both readers and writers.

THE CONSOLATIONS OF OLD AGE
                  don't  exist

THAT'S MUSIC - OUT OF THIS WORLD
Special offer for one lifetime only.
The only funeral company to offer
bingo in Heaven.

Politicians are part of the narcissus genus

Poetry - so many write it but so few read it.

THE  TRAVELLING  GASTROPODS
Their relatives must go home every day
but they venture further with their campervans -
snails.

Cars are a bit like people -
the body work is sleek or battered
but the driver isn't clear.


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