Thursday, 4 November 2021

Tweets 6

New driving habit
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Now that the price of petrol's so damn high
whenever possible I do my best to try
and cut my driving costs the most -
wherever I can I coast.


For some women a man's
just the means to an end
if his love will extend
to the children she plans.


Not all abilities decline with age.
Some indeed may actually improve.
Although self-confidence may slip a stage,
self-delusion makes an upward move.

Companionship is animal.
Love is uniquely human.

Spending money to make life easy
gives less satisfaction than
successfully struggling cheaply.

For some people chores are a burden,
just a waste of time.
For others they're a godsend,
a way to fill up time.

The camera never lies ?
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Why is it, I wonder,
that my face looks better
in my bathroom mirror
than in my camera ?


The gym transmutes inactive lethargy
into healthy satisfying fatigue.
Like the mediaeval Philosophers' Stone
a gympass is a precious gymstone.


Why spend a fortune on a fancy watch
instead of a quid on a lapel badge
to say just the same  -  'I am rich'.



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