Just let our TV experts take over.
But keeping the attention of the audience
requires immediate impact hence
they haven't time to hoe and sow
and wait for various seeds to grow.
They have to buy their plants in pots
and spend a fortune getting lots
of bushes, trees and furniture
and you'll fund that expenditure.
You can put away your fork and spade
and any other tools you've made.
Instead they'll use saw, hammer and drill
with concrete, wood and stone to fill
your garden space with architecture
and then give you the standard lecture
on bringing the house into the garden.
And this is where I'd like to mention
that living outside is doubtful in summer,
impossible when the weather's grimmer.
For this is England not Miami -
warmth and shelter are necessary.
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