Saturday, 8 May 2021

Tweets 3

I have to be content with the beauty of a flower
now too old for the beauty of a woman.

It's less a matter of someone to love
than someone to be loved by.


Too hot? Too cold? Too wet? Too dry?
I never know the reason why
my healthy plants just die.


ED? No need for a remedy.
It doesn't make you any less human.
Just enjoy more loving cuddles.
Signed : any not so young woman.


FLAVOUR OF THE MONTH - COTONEASTER
Certainly not for you or me
but wonderful if you're a bee.
No social distancing for these
dozens of foraging bees.


My hair kept growing through all the lockdowns
so now I've flowing lengthy locks down.


Mondegreen
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The title of a film misheard
and shocked by the taboo sexual word
the thought expressed still rang true then:
there is 'no cunt free for old men'.


Thank goodness for lawnmowers, growing grass.
Something to do to make time pass.



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