Tweets 2

         I  WISH

Why affect transparent deceit

saying they've had enough of me

when all the time the women I meet

pretend they're not in love with me.

I've got a proposal for you

of much the usual kind -

you can enter my body 

if I can enter your mind.

I pay more and more attention to my teeth

as they get less and less

The Male Disease

Sex is an itch they have to scratch

DATES
You know when the fruit is getting ripe 

ready to be plucked

it starts to soften gradually
yielding to the touch

CELEBRITY FICTION
Any fool can write a novel and most do.
But more foolish are they that buy them
just because of the celebrity name.

What seemed at first a catastrophe

with patience came good eventually.

ONE FOR THE STATISTICIANS

Is the total sum of human happiness

greater than that of sadness?

Another murderer wins

like they do every time.

Light punishment for sins,

no justice for the crime.

SIGNAL SOONER, DAMN YOU !

What's the good of showing

what you're actually doing

when you should be showing

what you INTEND to do.

OCCUPATIONAL  THERAPY

If I stop doing,

I might start thinking

and if I start thinking

I'll get depressed.

JAZZ

Good rhythm.

Shame the singer didn't turn up

with some lyrics and a tune. 

'Darby and Joan' was the passing thought

clinging together for shared support.

We like to think we plan our tasks ahead

but sometimes they jump out and ambush us instead.

So you think you still look young?

Well, think afresh !

Sunken cheeks and eyes, skin wrinkled,

hanging flesh.